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Vulgarity is the conduct of other people, just as falsehoods are the truths of other people.

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How can she SLAP??!!! LMAO!!

LMAO! Funny but true.

Prospective client:: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me:: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client:: Yes.
Me:: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.