Vulgarity is the conduct of other people, just as falsehoods are the truths of other people.
- Prospective client:
- $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me:
- Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client:
- Yes.
- Me:
- Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.